Book Description | Dear reader, If you are looking for a story about cheerful children enjoying their time at a boarding school, look no further. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are smart and skillful children, and you might expect them to do well at school, but the reality is quite the opposite. The boarding school is yet another miserable chapter in the Baudelaire siblings' unfortunate lives. In the pages of this dreadful book, the three siblings will face crab bites, harsh punishments, algae, comprehensive exams, violin recitals, and the metric system. It is my duty to stay awake all night writing the history of these three siblings while you drift into a deep sleep, and in that case, you might want to choose another book! With all due respect, |